hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
(Source: likes-boys)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
ok but look at his face when he’s talking about the threesome
look at the stars in his eyes
he may or may not be out of control
he’s talking about a threesome with Julie McNiven and Jensen Ackles.
what would your face look like
(Source: itsfuuh)
Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!
holy crap
I CAN SEE SOUNDS.
DEVIOUS FUCKERY
I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT
GFGKLEMFNGK
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.
Seriously, why do I hear it?
The picture originally said;
“You can hear a sound due to the picture being in sync with the average human heart beat. What you really hear is your own heart.”
S-STOP IT!
Is this what it’s like to have synesthesia?
Holy fuck it is in time with my heart beat I can feel the blood pumping at the same time as the thump…jesus…
(Source: redmoonlight)
(Source: catbushandludicrous)
The picture shows a female red squirrel adopting an orphan baby from an abandoned nest. Although squirrels rarely interact, they learn who their nearby relatives are by hearing their unique calls. If they fail to hear a relative’s calls for a few days, they may investigate and rescue orphans.
Photo: J. W. Taylor
In which squirrels are more efficient at social services than the US government.
MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRRELS DUDE.
IM SCREAMING I GOTUASHFSJKDJKVC
this is incredibly sexual
(Source: castiel-is-a-timelord)
What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
GOD FUCKING YES, that.THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3
Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.
this whole picture is just great
Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.
I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.
Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!
Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah
(Source: youtakeyourtimeyounglion)
New headcanon: Nobody at Scotland Yard knows how to flip the water bottle onto the cooler without spilling, so they never have water to drink. The detectives just stand around the water cooler staring longingly.
Did a post about a water bottle in the background really just get more than 1000 notes in under three hours?
Oh, fandom. Never change.
I SHOULDN’T FIND IT HARD TO STOP LAUGHING AT THIS BUT I CANT HELP IT
OH GOD
I blame Anderson.
I BLAME ANDERSON.
I BLAME ANDERSON.
“Anderson, why isn’t the water cooler set up?”
“I can’t figure it out!”
“Christ, do I have to call Sherlock for everything?!”
f u c k
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
(Source: charizzaaa)
#I like to imagine that they stay up late and hang out in his office #have a few drinks #braid each other’s hair #talk about boys
JK said on Pottermore this was canon.
they probably giggle about their student ships.
(Source: jacknicholson)
accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions
this sounds like an episode of supernatural
No this sounds like joining a fandom
(Source: thehawbit)
Oh, no big deal, it’s just the thing in Iron Man’s chest that is glowing in Loki’s eye.
Can you say AVENGERS!?
Sneaky, Marvel. Very sneaky.
WASGLKJASLDGIHAWOREEIHGL;KDSFJG
WHAT?!?!?!? O_o
Well played, Marvel. Well played.
(Source: engagemachine)
oh
EXCUSE ME WHILE I PISS OUT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AND THEN BEAT THEM ALL TO DEATH WITH A FRYING PAN JESUS FUCK
Why does this not have like a shit ton of notes, these dumb ass anons need to see how many people disagree with their blatant ignorance. Men can be raped, aseuxal people can be raped, women can fucking rape, and nobody fucking deserves to be raped regardless of gender or sexuality.
(( I want these idiots to come off of anon and see how low their IQ is.))
((Rape is rape. Rape is when someone has sex (which includes oral and other forms of non-penetrative sex) with someone who IS NOT CONSENTING. It does not matter the gender or sexuality of the victim. It does not mater the gender or sexuality of the rapist. If this person is not, or unable to consent, it is rape. How the fucking Hell are people fucking confused by that?
This makes me so goddamn angry that someone would fucking send someone this shit that I want to just kick the shit out of everything!
))
To all the above comments on this stupidity…. EXACTLY!!!! And WTF about getting over it? It’s a traumatic experience. These anons are fucking stupid as fuck.
That Anon makes me just…
